Sunday, February 21, 2010

DPRK-DL People's Accomplishments

DPRK - Dear Leader Accomplishments:
- Announcement of new leader, "Fair Father"
- $1.0 Billion in material aid from EU
- $2.0 Billion in cash from unknown sources
- $1.5 Billion in material/cash aid from Russia
- $2.5 Billion in material/fuel aid from China
- Non-Aggression Agreement from Japan
- Continuing to feed and keep Japanese citizens kidnapped in 1970s
- Successful missile test in Sea of Japan
- Announced progression of nuclear program
- Deployment of troops along Northern border to control refugee situation
- Increased military exercises along Southern border: Full Alert status
- Official recognition from China. Implicit recognition as a controlling government from all other countries that have given DPRK - DL money

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