DPRK - Dear Leader Conducts Successful Missile Test

Pyongyang - The DPRK - Dear Leader announced today that it has successfully tested a Taepodong-A missle 100km off the coast of Western Japan in the Sea of Japan. Several foreign diplomats reported large masses of civilians gathering in the center of Pyongyang to celebrate this display of outstanding strength and leadership from the DPRK - Dear Leader. "I was in almost in tears," said one bystander, "I am so proud of my country and my people. Juche for life!"