Sunday, February 21, 2010

DPRK - DL Announces Mobilization and Increased Military Activity Along Southern Border

Pyongyang - It seems that DPRK - DL, the political party controlling the nation's mighty military is ramping up its military activities along the South Korean border. "Those soldiers are very fit," commented one ROK soldier, "I wouldn't want to get in a scrap with those tough guys." Asked to explain the increase in display of military power, a North Korean official replied that the country was not happy with South Korea's faux display of toughness. "We are the strength of the Korean people," and "Our army is bigger than theirs."

As this article was being published, the sounds of machine gun fire filled the air.

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