Sunday, February 21, 2010

DPRK-DL Defending the homeland!

Rodongsinmun dedicated to a single article.
Pyoungyang (Rodongsinmun): The DPRK-DL Central Military Commission, lead by the illustrious Fair Father, has declared that further aggression from the inferior Western-aligned (ROK) enemy forces south of the DMZ will not be tolerated any further.
“The hostile government full of American spies in Seoul will be destroyed for interfering in the internal affairs of the North Korean people – Seoul will burn in a pool of fire under the destructive power of our artillery positioned at the 38th parallel”, lambasted the Fair Father as he announced an immediate resumption of defensive actions against ROK forces at the DMZ.

Following the overnight confusion over shots fired against the DPRK-DL forces originating from South of the DMZ, DPRK-DL People’s Army forces have begun to rally in defense of North Korean sovereignty against the ROK-US enemies.

DPRK-DL People's Artillery Forces are now directly targeting Seoul - with the capacity to destroy 80% of the South Korean capital in a matter of 25 minutes.

DPRK-DL People's Naval Forces are within a kilometer of ROK Naval forces, outnumbering the South Korean vessels off the coast of Inchon by 2 to 1, with a readiness to engage the enemy immediately if necessary.

North of the border at the Kaesong industrial park, orders were given by the DPRK-DL CMC to arrest all South Koreans (Hyundai employees) in the vicinity (165 total) and bring them to Pyongyang to be tried for espionage against the People’s government. This in not an act of war, merely national security actions taken within DPRK borders to ensure tranquility and peace amongst the people. Spies will not be tolerated.

Additionally, illegitimate domestic factions who haven’t pledged unwavering allegiance to the Fair Father will be arrested and tried for subversion – if convicted, they will be executed under the constitution’s domestic provisions. If these factions pledge allegiance, they will be shown leniency and magnaminity, under the Fair Father's Juche spirit of internal Korean harmony and peace.

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