DPRK Television has begun announcing on a continuous 45-minute loop that a new and brilliant dawn has come to the DPRK. News broadcasters have declared the death of Kim Jong Il early this morning and the rise of Brilliant Comrade Kim Jong Un to the post of Supreme Leader of the DPRK. Video broadcasts have been showing the Brilliant Comrade leaving the former Dear Leaders's residence accompanied by military leaders.
Separately, state radio has announced that 6 military commanders have recently been exposed as American puppets, removed from their posts, and executed this afternoon.
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